42 Signs You Are A Social Media Tragic

You may have a slight addiction to social media and new technology if you can relate to more than half of these:

  1. The first thing you do when waking up is roll over, grab your phone and check FB, Twitter and/or Instagram
  2. Don’t think it’s odd that parents in India have named their child Facebook
  3. Use hashtags in your text messages
  4. Say peeps or tweeps instead of people
  5. Check-in on FB or foursquare before you have even sat down
  6. Check FB and foursquare to see if anyone you know is there rather than looking over your shoulder
  7. Actually check-in at uncool venues like the supermarket!
  8. Say lol out loud
  9. Say lol in your head (worse)
  10. Set up FB profile for your cat or dog
  11. Call Mark Zuckerberg “Zuck” as if you actually know him
  12. Have shared Steve Jobs’ Stanford commencement speech
  13. Actually talk to others on your pet’s FB page as if you were a cat/dog
  14. Have a party and the only invite you send out is on FB
  15. Don’t bother with people who aren’t on FB
  16. Look down on people who say “I don’t get Twitter”
  17. Have your phone with you in the bath/pool- the risk of getting wet far outweighs the risk of missing a tweet
  18. No longer watch the news or read papers as you saw anything newsworthy on Twitter before it even happened
  19. Say #fail out loud when someone gives you bad service
  20. Threaten bad service providers with exposure to your 1000’s of followers
  21. Roll your eyes and stop talking when people say “What is social media?”
  22. Think texting and emailing is so 2010
  23. Feel sympathy for people who aren’t using an android phone – iPhones are so passe!
  24. Post photos of food you don’t even eat
  25. Catch up with a friend you haven’t seen for months mention what they have been up to on Facebook in first sentence
  26. Blog about pretty much anything
  27. Say things like “Once you have a Mac you’ll never go back”
  28. Have your phone next to you at the dinner table and take sneaky looks every 5 mins
  29. Don’t physically speak to another human being for more than a 24 hours but feel you’ve socialised all dat.
  30. Get your landline at home cut off
  31. Have more than 3 games of Hanging with Friends or Words With Friends going at once 
  32. Have completed every level of Candy Crush
  33. Have a Google+ profile just in case it takes off
  34. Couldn’t possibly travel to China where FB is banned
  35. Say the word ‘much’ at the end of a sentence.
  36. Won’t date someone because you see they only have 72 FB friends
  37. Have more photos on FB than in your physical albums
  38. Use Instagram instead of a wedding photographer
  39. Won’t deal with a company with no social media profile
  40. Have more virtual friends than real ones
  41. Think it’s acceptable to take more than one selfie a week
  42. You’ve planned your perfect life on Pinterest
Anymore you can add?
Author: Kirsten Trethowan, Chit Chat Media 
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9 comments

  1. toni says:

    I love this list – and can say that I relate to some of the points, thankfully, I have not gone totally over the edge (at this stage). I would love to see more on this list…

  2. #8 – I used to hate it people when people typed ‘lol’ – now I even say it verbally occasionally, it’s horrible..

    • ChitChatMedia says:

      What’s the world coming to? I remember when LOL used to mean lots of love! Actually some people still sign off with LOL not realising…

  3. Nuff said, I’m a Social Media Geek even though I never use LOL
    Fun Post Chit Chat – thanks!

  4. evilsnoofy says:

    44. Are now googling to find out where to buy those social media cushions in the picture accompanying this article.

  5. whatjanesays says:

    I love #40 about the Instagram instead of a wedding photographer :)

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