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42 Signs You Are A Social Media Tragic

You may have a slight addiction to social media and new technology if you can relate to more than half of these:

  1. The first thing you do when waking up is roll over, grab your phone and check FB, Twitter and/or Instagram
  2. Don’t think it’s odd that parents in India have named their child Facebook
  3. Use hashtags in your text messages
  4. Say peeps or tweeps instead of people
  5. Check-in on FB or foursquare before you have even sat down
  6. Check FB and foursquare to see if anyone you know is there rather than looking over your shoulder
  7. Actually check-in at uncool venues like the supermarket!
  8. Say lol out loud
  9. Say lol in your head (worse)
  10. Set up FB profile for your cat or dog
  11. Call Mark Zuckerberg “Zuck” as if you actually know him
  12. Have shared Steve Jobs’ Stanford commencement speech
  13. Actually talk to others on your pet’s FB page as if you were a cat/dog
  14. Have a party and the only invite you send out is on FB
  15. Don’t bother with people who aren’t on FB
  16. Look down on people who say “I don’t get Twitter”
  17. Have your phone with you in the bath/pool- the risk of getting wet far outweighs the risk of missing a tweet
  18. No longer watch the news or read papers as you saw anything newsworthy on Twitter before it even happened
  19. Say #fail out loud when someone gives you bad service
  20. Threaten bad service providers with exposure to your 1000’s of followers
  21. Roll your eyes and stop talking when people say “What is social media?”
  22. Think texting and emailing is so 2010
  23. Feel sympathy for people who aren’t using an android phone – iPhones are so passe!
  24. Post photos of food you don’t even eat
  25. Catch up with a friend you haven’t seen for months mention what they have been up to on Facebook in first sentence
  26. Blog about pretty much anything
  27. Say things like “Once you have a Mac you’ll never go back”
  28. Have your phone next to you at the dinner table and take sneaky looks every 5 mins
  29. Don’t physically speak to another human being for more than a 24 hours but feel you’ve socialised all dat.
  30. Get your landline at home cut off
  31. Have more than 3 games of Hanging with Friends or Words With Friends going at once 
  32. Have completed every level of Candy Crush
  33. Have a Google+ profile just in case it takes off
  34. Couldn’t possibly travel to China where FB is banned
  35. Say the word ‘much’ at the end of a sentence.
  36. Won’t date someone because you see they only have 72 FB friends
  37. Have more photos on FB than in your physical albums
  38. Use Instagram instead of a wedding photographer
  39. Won’t deal with a company with no social media profile
  40. Have more virtual friends than real ones
  41. Think it’s acceptable to take more than one selfie a week
  42. You’ve planned your perfect life on Pinterest
Anymore you can add?
Author: Kirsten Trethowan, Chit Chat Media 
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9 Inexcusable Common Social Media #Fails

You will notice that when a faux pas occurs in social media, news travels like wild fire and takes on a life of its own. It can cost the company involved not only a lot of time and money but, most importantly, it’s reputation. In most instances, it’s better not to participate if you’re not going to do it properly and take it seriously.

Below are what I identify as nine common social media fails that do my head in.

1. Letting the junior loose on your social media

Would you let someone junior represent your brand on television? No? Well what would possess you to let them represent your brand online? What you or your brand post on social media is akin to posting something on your building on a huge billboard for all of the world to see. A billboard that can’t be taken down – EVER.

Your social media marketer, whether within your organisation or an external consultant, needs to understand marketing, sales, communication, your brand and the mediums they are using. They have to be able to react quickly and handle a crisis situation if it arises. More often than not, this requires maturity and experience.

A recent example of a big fail was the intern of a social media company representing an Australian lingerie brand tweeting “If a guy invites you over to watch a movie, you should know what they’re expecting.” 

The world of social media went into meltdown, with many tweeting a boycott of the brand. The story was picked up by mainstream media to boot. The brand reacted well by donating money to an appropriate charity but how much irreparable damage has already been done?

Because social media is a relatively new industry many think that it’s just something the Gen X’ers understand – well yes they might know how to tweet, pin etc but that’s only a fraction of the skill set required to represent a brand in the jungle of social media.

2. Not checking your social media sites on a regular basis 

Not responding to a negative comment can be plain stupid and even detrimental. It is essential to make sure the person in charge of your online marketing have “alerts” in place (when someone posts anywhere about your brand) so they can responds to anything said about the brand in a timely manner.

Social media is not a 9-5 gig.

A major fashion brand’s Facebook page was hacked recently. For 12 hours or so, the hacker sent a swathe of offensive, un-authorised posts before the company knew what was happening. A lot of havoc was wreaked in that period and followers lost. All of this could have been avoided if the person looking after the social media was aware of when somebody was commenting on their Facebook page. It’s easy to set this up so really there’s no excuse.

3. Only promoting yourself and not adding value

The social media newbies stick out like sore thumbs. They tell you how good their brands are and wonder why they lose whatever followers they may have attracted. All of their updates are sales-focused. Peeps, this is not the 80s!

I like to follow the “80/20 Rule” and sometimes it’s more like 90/10! 10-20% of the time, it’s acceptable to promote your brand in a meaningful way. The rest of the time, add value to your followers. Keep it loosely relevant most of the time but give them what they want.

4. Saying the same thing at the same time on different platforms

I’ll admit it – sometimes I just want to scream! It’s usually when I see someone who has scheduled updates onto several mediums at the same time with exactly the same message. DO NOT DO THIS! I know it saves time but it’s also boring and treats people like idiots. It’s not a good look. Take that extra time to customise your posts for each medium or use less mediums and do them better.

There are different languages and ways of communicating on different platforms. Take for example Twitter. Hashtags are useful here, as are regular tweets. You can tweet 8 times in a day and not lose people whereas on Facebook this would be seen as spamming, and on LinkedIn it would be totally inappropriate and counter-productive. Hashtags on Facebook should not be overused and are obviously not used for search.

As a side note, Facebook edgerank does not work as well for updates scheduled from third party apps, so if you are going to schedule your posts there, do so using Facebook scheduling.

5. Not following the Facebook promotion rules

Facebook has strict rules regarding promotions and competitions. These are rules that are flouted at the risk of having your page permanently shut down. Even some social media experts seem strangely unaware of the rules. This post is one of the most comprehensive on what you can and cannot do – Facebook Promotions: Know The Rules by Social Media Today.

6. Bad grammar and spelling

Whilst it’s hip to know the abbreviations and drop youthful expressions like “maybes, totes, just sayin” etc, there is no excuse for bad grammar and spelling. I beg you to know the difference between “your” and “you’re”, “there”, “they’re” and “their” etc. The Gen X’ers may forgive the dropping of these bombs but the Gen Y’ers and Baby Boomers very often will not.

Also, as a general rule, don’t swear. It may only offend one person but that’s one person too many. For those companies I represent, posts by others with offensive language are deleted. You can actually block profanities on your pages if you find it necessary.

 7. Forgetting your fans and followers

The lifeblood of social media is obviously the people. Talk to them, ask them questions and most of all listen to them. Whatever you do, don’t talk “at” them. I am always honored that anyone wants to follow me, or the pages I curate, and I do my best to honor them with good content. See them as part of your community, not people you are selling to.

8. Ignoring and deleting negative feedback

Receiving negative feedback can actually be a good thing, especially if it’s something more than one person may be thinking. It gives you the opportunity to address the negativity and turn it into a positive. Acknowledge the person and thank them for bringing it up – never sweep it under the proverbial carpet by deleting it. The exception to the rule is if they’re being unreasonable, and then it’s sometimes acceptable to delete and block the person in question.

9. Being Inconsistent

A consistent strategy is essential, especially if more than one person is looking after your posts. Have a plan and a clear set of rules and values. Post at regular intervals, whether it’s once a day or three times a day. Don’t post three posts one after the other and then leave it for a week. You will miss most of your audience if you do that.

Well these are the main basic social media fails that I think are easily remedied. What are your pet social media mistakes? Any questions or comments welcome.

Author: Kirsten Trethowan

 

 

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Why Use Twitter? Stats & Facts Infographic

This week Twitter has again revamped its’ look and functionality in the never ending battle for social media supremacy it shares with Facebook and Google+. Not quite sure why they all want to look alike but, according to Mashable, it looks even more like Facebook. There’s sure to be the usual uproar that accompany any changes made to our prized platforms. But as is par for the course, our indignant protests will dwindle out and our passion for social media will live on.

Stats & Facts on Twitter

Putting the changes aside, if you haven’t yet given Twitter the attention it deserves maybe it’s time you did. This social media micro-blogging site is thriving after celebrating it’s 5th birthday earlier in the year, with over 200 million users (and growing). The infographic below is a great snap-shot of how far Twitter has come in a short period of time.

Lady Gaga remains the most popular personality on Twitter with a staggering 16,748,319 followers – yes she has increased her following by over 6 million followers since this infographic was created a few months ago.

It is hard to ignore the fact that we are now sending a billion tweets a week. When Michael Jackson tragically died we tweeted 456 tweets a second! Read on for more interesting Twitter facts and figures…

Source: InfographicsArchive.com

If you still don’t “get Twitter” check out 8.5 Reasons I Love Twitter  and also How To Attract Genuine Twitter Followers for tips on how to build your follower numbers.

For more information on the Twitter changes: http://fly.twitter.co

 

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How To Attract Genuine Twitter Followers

Obtaining and retaining ‘genuine’ Twitter followers is the name of the game. Ignore those spruiking followers for cash – I have never heard of this working in the long term or in the short term for that matter. You need to be strategic. There is no point promoting a High AB demographic brand only available in Melbourne to a whole lot of penniless students in New Zealand. It’s all about the quality of followers, not the quantity – just like on Facebook.

Who should I follow and how do I find them?

I believe, unless you are well known and attracting people in droves, the best way to attract followers is to follow relevant people. You can start by following and engaging the thought leaders or experts in your area. You can usually find them by typing their names into search or go to their websites and see if they have a Twitter link.

If you were selling fitness equipment you might want to follow the top personal trainers, health magazines and gyms. These people reach a lot of your customer base. Introduce yourself to these people, retweet them, and generally make it easy for them to try and talk about your product. Then start following the people following them as you can only assume that those people are already interested in health and fitness.

Things to check before following:

  • Last time they posted – if they haven’t posted in past 2 months they may be inactive accounts.
  • Do they have a profile pic? If they just have an egg as their profile pic it’s highly likely they are either a spammer or a newbie.
  • Unusually low ratio of followers. If only 10 people follow them but they follow 2000, steer clear – there will be a reason for that.
  • Unusually high ratio of followers – this probably means they are a celebrity of some kind. Whilst they may be worthwhile following because they have great relevant content they probably won’t follow you back. You need to weigh up whether this is what you want and consider the fact that they probably have great material to RT.
  • Check their tweets – are they relevant to you? If this person is tweeting about smoking and drinking there may be a disconnect between your brand values and their values.
  • Check they are in the geographic area you want – most people do put this in their profile. No point in following someone in Sweden if they can’t purchase your product.

It’s important to note that Twitter has a follow limit of 2000 people to stop spammers etc. So once you reach 2000, until your follower/following is acceptable to twitter (they decide) you may need to start culling people who haven’t, after a reasonable amount of time, followed you back. There are various apps available for you to easily identify who isn’t following you back. The one I use is www.friendorfollow.com.

How do I get people to follow me back?

To make yourself attractive to followers chat to them and engage them in relevant conversations – building relationships like you would in the non-virtual world. You need to build trust, not speaking to them about your brand but about themselves. Be interested and interesting.

Add relevant hashtags to your tweets – see 7 uses for the Twitter Hashtag # for a post on this. Use event hashtags etc to attract a new audience. Also set up search columns (I use tweetdeck) for your brand, and any variations people might have of your spelling, to see if anyone mentions it. Have search columns for other core keywords to find relevant people to follow. Without being au fait with exercise equipment and the lingo these could be #exercise #health #treadmill #gym etc. You can then join in people’s conversations and start a relationship that way.

Retweet (RT) people – it is the biggest compliment you can give and it builds rapport. Be careful not to over RT as it can start looking insincere and lose it’s power.

Use humour – people love a good laugh. You are more likely to have your tweets retweeted if your tweets are original and funny.

Become an expert. Pick one or two topics you are most knowledgeable about and be consistent in talking about these so that you become the ‘go to’ person on these topics. It is easy to source articles on the net or write your own blog.

DO NOT TRY AND SELL! I know it’s hard especially when your brand is the best on the market etc, but people run a mile as soon as they smell a sales pitch. I could write a blog post on this alone as it is a huge no-no and yet so many people still do it. Have great content and add value, and people will engage with your brand and trust.  Believe me when it comes time for them to make a buying decision about what you are selling you will probably be the first they ask.

Let us know what has worked or not worked for you.

Relevant posts: 8.5 reasons that Twitter rocks – personal perspective

 

 

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Lessons to be learnt from #gaspfail

If you have ever doubted the power of social media look no further than the Gasp fiasco. Woman goes into shop, woman gets treated badly, woman decides to let everyone know about said bad treatment and wham the whole world finds out. Facebook and Twitter went into overdrive and by the next day Keara O’Neill was a hero of the people. The explosion on social media was quickly followed up by mainstream media with ACA, Today Tonight, The 7pm Project, Sunrise (just to name a few) all televising what has to be the worst example of customer service in Australian retail history.

To make matters worse, Gasp, clearly with no grasp of the power and influence of social media, defended their position and went on to dig themselves further into an early retail grave. The Gasp story probably originally had a life span of two days but thanks to their grandstanding area store manager, this could go on for weeks.

I won’t name the area store manager because he has had enough (deserved) negative publicity, including one of his very unflattering status update broadcast on social media sites for all to see his true colours. If you are going to take a strong stand (positive or negative) you must know that you are usually just one click away from people finding out more about you and sharing that information.

There are a few lessons to be learnt here:

  1. Customer is king! Treat them as such.
  2. Never put anything in writing that you aren’t willing for the whole world to see.
  3. All publicity is NOT good publicity.
  4. Be kind to your fellow human beings – why hurt someone for no reason?
  5. Never ever ever underestimate the power of social media – news spreads like wildfire in a matter of minutes.
  6. Always have a ‘positive’ strategy to handle negative feedback online and offline.

On a funnier note check out this brilliant video from Absolutely Fabulous. Could this be the Gasp sales training video?

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Follow Keara on twitter and thank her for standing up for herself because in doing so she has hopefully told retailers that we, as customers, will not put up with such shabby behaviour. We need retail to prosper for the sake of a secure economy – don’t make it so easy for us to shop online.

#GaspFail has been very entertaining reading over past few days – what will be next?

Just in case you hadn’t seen the emails yet here they are. As tempting as it is to correct the atrocious grammar on the Gasp email I have left it there in all its glory. Emails are in order of when they were sent. Oh and Gasp, in the words of Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman “Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now.”

From: Keara O’Neil  Sent: Monday, 26 September 2011 3:14 PM

To: GASP Subject: customer complaint-Chapel St store

Hi Chad,

I had the privilege of shopping at your brand new Chapel St store on Saturday 24th September with my three bridesmaids in tow.  On the hunt for bridesmaids dresses and a hens dress for myself we walked into the store and were automatically pounced on by a male staff member, I understand that this is protocol for many retail outlets and ours is no different. The staff member was initially funny and extremely helpful with sizes etc.  I chose a bright pink dress to try on but was unable to do the zip up so asked for the size up, when I eventually got the correct size and came out of the change room I was unable to discuss the likes or dislikes of the dress with my bridesmaids as the sales assistant kept saying “you should just get it”, when I told him I would think about it, he pulled me aside and whispered “Is it the price your worried about”. By now I was extremely frustrated, and again told him I’d think about it, I walked back into the change room and closed the door behind me, only to have it pushed open with the sales assistant half standing in my change room, again whispering “I think you should just get it”, when I gave him attitude and said rudely, “I already told you I would think about it”, he then replied, “With your figure I really think you should buy it”.  I’m not sure exactly what he meant by that, but considering the attitude used to deliver such a statement I can only imagine that it was an immature dig in relation to my healthy size 12 frame.  I got changed in a hurry and walked right out of the change rooms and out of the store, I could hear the sales assistant yelling out to me, but I just ignored him and continued to leave, assuming my bridesmaids would follow.  After waiting down the road for my bridesmaids to come out of the store I was told by one of them that the sales assistant yelled out “Have fun finding something at Supre”, when one of them approached him in regards to his comments, he replied “I knew you girls were a joke the minute you walked in”.  When my bridesmaids walked out of the store another two customers walked out with them, they too could not believe the immaturity of the sales assistant.

I have worked in retail for 12 years and have come across an array of customer complaints over the years, none of which come even close to what I encountered on Saturday at your store, I wish I was exaggerating but unfortunately for your company this person actually exists and is working in one of your stores.  I am pretty laid back and was quite happy just leaving your store, it was my bridesmaids who felt the need to say something to him………I dread to think how many customers he has not only offended but how many customers have left your store due to the pressure placed on getting the sale, and then to be harassed when that sale hasn’t taken place.

Ring me, don’t ring, not fussed………I’m just one retailer notifying another of an extremely inappropriate sales assistant.

Keara O’Neill


 

And their reply….

From: GASP Online Enquiries Sent: Wednesday, 28 September 2011 11:58 AM

To: Keara O’Neil? Subject: customer complaint-Chapel St store

Importance: High

Dear Keara O’Neil,

Having now had the privilege of having both version of events, I am now in a position to respond to your complaint.

From the very outset, one thing that you should be mindful of is; Our product offerings are very, very carefully selected, so to ensure that we do not appeal to a broad customer base. This is something which is always at the forefront of our minds when undertaking buying duties. The reason for this is to ensure that we only carry products which appeal to a very fashion forward consumer. This by default means that the customer whom is acclimatised to buying from “clothing for the masses” type retailers, is almost frightened by our range, sometimes we have found that this type of customer, almost finds our dresses funny, and on occasion noted comments such as ’it looks like a dead flamingo’. When we receive comments like this, we like to give ourselves and our buyers, a big pat on the back, because we know we are doing our job right, and modus operandi is being upheld.

Our range is worn by A list celebrities to the likes of Kim Kardashian, Selena Gomez and Katy Perry to name only a few. Now, as one might appreciate, the style counsel for these types of celebrities are not ones to pick “run of the mill” type clothing, and they do so on the basis to ensure that the styles are cutting edge, and only worn by a select few. Similarly these items are priced such that they remain inaccessible to the undesirable.

Insofar as our employee goes; Similar to our product offerings, our employees are selected with a similar approach. Chris whom served you is a qualified stylist whom has a sixth sense for fashion, and Chris’s only problem is that he is too good at what he does, and as I am sure you are aware, people whom are talented, generally do not tolerate having their time wasted, which is the reason you were provoked to leave the store.

Whilst I concede that you work for chain retailer, unfortunately that does not make us like for like. It is probably fair to assume, a lot of what I have said in this email, either doesn’t make sense to you, or you totally disagree with it all, which is what I would expect (unless of course I have you totally wrong –which I doubt). Let me guess, you would never, ever hire Chris in the course of your duty, would you? This is the very reason, why your comment “from one retailer to another” is so disproportionate, it’s almost as though we are in a totally different industries. Chris is a retail superstar, who possess unparalleled  ability, and I am sorry you feel upset by him, but he knew you were not going to buy anything before you even left your house.

So if you would like to do us any favours, please do not waste our retail staff’s time, because as you have already seen, they will not tolerate it. I am sure there are plenty of shops that appease your taste, so I respectfully ask that you side step our store during future window shopping expeditions.

Thank you for your enquiry.

GASP Online Customer Care

 

 

From: Keara O’Neil  Sent: Wednesday, 28 September 2011 4:10 PM

To: Keara’s friends ?Subject: FW: customer complaint-Chapel St store

Importance: High

Dear friends, family and colleagues,

PLEASE READ THE BELOW THREAD

For your enjoyment I have decided to forward an email from a lovely employee at GASP Clothing, one who funnily enough chose to remain nameless.  In quoting the company I have been advised to do them a favour and “not waste their retail staff’s time, as there are plenty of other shops that would appease to my taste”.  To quote the gutless employee, I am what they consider to be a “broad customer”, if you too fit into this category then I suggest you also “side step” their store, as they have so bluntly asked.

Replying to the below email would be pointless, therefore I ask instead that you forward this email onto friends, family and colleagues, and by all means feel free to post on facebook or twitter, after all we would be doing GASP a favour by forwarding the below response on.

As my boss Alex has kindly reminded me, the internet is a very powerful tool and one in which a customer like myself would be silly not to utilise.

As shocking as it is, this email is real!! Happy Reading.

Thanks

Keara

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